Every Single Time

Why is it that whenever I take Meghan into a public bathroom the first thing she does is head for the toilet, plop both hands firmly onto the seat and look into the bowl? Meanwhile, I am behind her repeating "Don't touch. Don't touch! DON'T TOUCH!!!! Dammit!!"

Does she not hear me? Does she not remember that I say the same thing EVERY SINGLE TIME we are in a public bathroom? Can she not wait for 1 minute while I place the covers I bought just for this purpose on the seat?

I am not even exaggerating here. The entire time in the bathroom I am reminding her "Please, please, please DO NOT touch anything". Then she does. Again and again and again.

Ugh, so frustrating.

Okay, I am done whining (for now).